Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Boys' Crap (Are boys truly like this?)

HYPOCRISY
GF: Ang tagal mo magreply. Nagte-tetris ka noh?
BF: Hindi ah.
GF: Mamatay ka man?
BF: Oo.
GF: Mamatay man ako?
BF: Eto na nga magqui-quit na.
(Truth: Sweet, it is. The question: How honest is he?)

REALITY
GF: Nagdo-dota ka no?
BF: Hindi ah.
GF: Mamatay ka man?
BF: Oo. Mamatay man ako
(Truth: He is still in front of the screen playing.)

WORSE
GF: Nasaan ka? Nasa bahay ka ng barkada mo no?
BF: Hindi ah. Nasa bahay na ko.
GF: Mamatay man ako?
BF: Oo. Mamatay ka man. Nasa bahay na ko.
(Truth: He is at his friend's house.)

WORST
GF: Nambababae ka no?
BF: Hindi ah. Loyal ako sa'yo.
GF: Mamatay man mga magulang mo at mga kapatid mo?
BF: Oo. Mamatay man magulang ko at mga kapatid ko.
(Truth: He is dallying everyone.)

BOYS, whose life would you sacrifice next just to be saved and keep your crap under your hat? :))) Are boys truly like this?

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