10 Simple Things That Turn Me On

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Have you experienced a moment where a man/woman, stranger or a friend, did just a simple thing and suddenly everything turned into slow motion coz he/she swept you off your feet? Well, that happens when you find a certain quality/thing that you look for in a woman/man... whether it be cute or weird. We sometimes wonder how come stuff like that can make our eyes glued on them.

I am not really prepared for this. I mean, these things are not actually stuck in my head that I can instantly type everything. There are only few of them but as I continue listing things, ideas surely pop up in my mind.

I don't talk about my ideal boyfriend here, alright? Neither do I blog this to find a beau nor tell someone else to do this stuff for me. I just wanna share this with you. So here is my list (in no particular order):

1.) Mr. Bad Boy w/ a twist - I don't refer to a jerk, ok?! I like a guy with a bad boy look, but deep down, there is a heart as soft as a marshmallow. :) My head turns twice on a guy like this, but not the pierced and/or tattooed one. Neither an emo who seeems to be in need of shower. You know, someone who looks confident and cool with those "angas" moves without being obnoxious.

2.) "Let me help you" - Who wouldn't get turned on by a gentleman? I admire a man who opens the door/car door for me, offers his seat, carries my shopping bags, or guides me when I go down stair. And I would love it more if he doesn't just do this to me, but to every girl.

3.) The AXE effect - Axe is a brand of grooming products for men. There are deodorant, shower gel, body spray, and some hair products. I don't advertise. I'm talking about good personal hygiene which is necessary. This doesn't mean that a guy has to use this product. Lolz! When a guy passes before me and notice he is pleasant-smelling, I get stunned. I feel like going towards him and ask what perfume he uses. Haha. One more thing, who wants to sit beside a stinking person? (omit beggars and indigent) "Clean nails" is a must as well. I hate seeing those nails with some dirt inserted.

4.) Smarty & Witty -  I love to talk to a person who can give me new ideas and/or learning and cracks jokes at the same time. Sense of humor! =D There would be no boring moments when you are with this kind of person. If you are fun to talk to and can make me laugh, let's hang out sometime with my Super Best Friends! Haha...

5.) Yes, I'm the boss! - One time, I asked a not-so-close-guy-friend some favor and he answered "Anything! You're the boss!". He said it well-timed and not in a sarcastic way. I don't know why, but I find it cute, especially if someone says it with a smile. =) And the phrase "Sige! Ikaw pa, malakas ka sa akin e!" as well. =P

6.) Sweet Popsicle - Oh the name is funny, you say? I know! Haha... But you would get its meaning after you read this:  I appreciate every guy I see on the street/mall holding stuffed toy and a bouquet of flowers. It's prolly a gift for his girl (mom, girlfriend, e.g.). A stranger he is and gifts are not for me, but what makes me admire him is the effort/sweetness. =) I remember when it was Valentine's day this year. While driving myself home, I saw many lads bringing bouquet of flowers. It made me say "awww...". Haha! My heart was melting during the whole road trip.

7.) Faggot Wannabe / Bekimon - "Betsing ko iteng byolang gets ang mga anik-anik na sinasabi kech." It's fun to hear a guy saying some gay lingo words or see him turn into a bekimon (gay) for a while. There is one, whom I always talk to, uses "carrybells" (it's fine) & "wititit" (no/none) on our convo and it tickles me! Haha...

8.) Frankenstein - I stand at a height of 5'6" (not so tall I know, that's why I want to grow taller like Amazon =D) and the average height of Filipino male is 5'4". Hence, I am captivated by a guy who has a towering height, like... Haha... Philippines' very own Frankenstein (forget about his mature looks). Or perhaps someone who's taller than me. =)

9.) House Husband- A typical man goes to school/work, hits the gym, and spends his day with gadgets (iPad, laptop, console game, e.g.), but you cannot see him in the sink washing dishes, nor see him holding a broom. I definitely don't have an eye for the typical one. I want someone who knows how to do household chores, especially cooking. I may say, the way to my heart is through my tummy. Haha... Noodles or boiled egg would do. =D

10.) Teach Me How to Dougie- Unreasonable it is! Haha... I dunno why whenever a guy (young or old, fat or thin) does the dougie dance, it makes me smile. He doesn't have to be a great dancer. Just perform the Cali Swag District's moves and you complete my day! =)

Done! Some are kinda weird, right? Haha. However this doesn't mean that every time I encounter a sweet-smelling man, I like him automatically. What if I am with a bunch of  sweet-smelling bachelors? So I like them all?! Haha... Sometimes 2 or more things from the list have to be together to catch a girl's attention. And after all, it is up to a man's confidence and how he carries himself.


This makes no sense to anyone, but it does for me. I'm sure, every girl who reads this has her own list as well. C'mon! Share yours! =)

Thanks for reading! =)